urban dictionary

So, I read on MLIA today that someone put their name into Urban Dictionary. So I was like...hmmn. I should try that. And I got this, and laughed SO HARD - both for the accuracies, and the slight inaccuracies...but mostly the accuracies.


Danielle:

Intense, fiery female possessing the ability to affect person, place, and immediate surroundings. Frequently manifesting such conflicting extremes that the outcome is usually one of lucidity or confusion. .....Other characteristics of Danielle are : abundance of curly locks of hair, discernable voice capable of pitches that can crack ice, Buckcherry released a song about 'Danielle' entitle CRAZY BITCH, Danielle is always late. She can be your most fearless, strong and loyal friend, or your most feared, relentless mortal enemy.



Haha! Isn't that the greatest?

I looked up 'Della' too, just because most of my home-friends call me that..I only get called Danielle at my parent's house & Chad's house. I don't even think Cassie's parents know what my name is, which makes me happy in a weird sort of way.

Della was really conflicted, though. The first two were pretty :

A type of person who is always there when you need them, a shoulder to cry on;

The most beautiful girl in the world. She will make you enjoy yourself, no matter what!


I'd love to say that's who I am, but I'm just not that amazing. The rest were pretty awful - redneck whore, bitchy secretary, etcetera, etcetera. Glad to say that doesn't fit me, either. I get such a kick out of it - I always talk about how my name doesn't fit me, how names like steevo and della and dee feel more like me than danielle ever has - and yet, when you look at the Urban Dictionary definition, Danielle fits me best.